Wednesday, May 27, 2015

A Huge Thanks to the Care and Feeding of Nerds


A huge thanks to Kel from The Care and Feeding of Nerds for her fantastic coverage of the events during our May 24th MegaGame. Hard hitting science news. If you like games culture and geeky news, you should definitely check them out.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

U.S. Claims Chinese Deputy Prime Minister Raised Old Ones

The U.S. Administration has confirmed that they have intelligence confirming that the party responsible for the summoning of the Old Ones Is the deputy Prime Minister is China.

Russia and China Unleash the Power of Cuteness

Russia and China (and their allies) are combining their science/military/infrastructure into a new supra state called Pangea Prime. The new supra state has declared that their focus will be the defeat of the Old Ones with the cuteness of kittens. 

Brazilian Scientist Abducted!

The Brazilian government has confirmed that one of its leading scientists has been abducted by the aliens. Government officials claim that they are pleased with this outcome, as First Contact can be accredited to Brazil.

XCOM Project is Fully Funded, led by U.S.

The U.S. Administration has confirmed that the much-anticipated XCOM project is fully funde d and is operational. Funds from the U.S. Are said to be the driving force behind this development.

U.S. Releases Anti Old Ones Technology Details!

The U.S. Administration confirms that their anti Old Ones measures consist of repulsor technology is a combination of items charged with good spiritual energy. It is proven to be effective and will be more so if you contribute your good thoughts and vibes. 

Panic only helps the Old Ones! Keep Calm and think good thoughts!

China Denies Responsibility For Old Ones

The Politburo has released an official statement denying all responsibility for the summoning of the Old Ones. When pressed as to the identity of the culprit, the PRC stated that it was clearly the work of a party who believed the end times to be near and that the Old Ones were the only solution.